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Create, discover, share, funny quotes so wise, they're "wize"

Create, discover, share, funny quotes so wise, they're "wize"Create, discover, share, funny quotes so wise, they're "wize"Create, discover, share, funny quotes so wise, they're "wize"

You may think you're wise, but inside, we're TooWize✨

quotes that hit hard

Discover funny Quotes, different categories, all wize

funny motivational quotes for life

Motivational quotes, built different

TooWize isn't just any other free app for motivational quotes, TooWize gives you motivational content you can actually (probably) relate to. We embrace something modern, fresh, funny, and of course something wize. Check out this motivational quote below.

Your bank account, morale, or even syndrome may be down... but you gotta keep your head up

Dr. E. Norma Stits

funny motivational quotes for work

Even Wizer takes on life

A sage and a crackhead had a kid and named him Lil Aiden. At TooWize you can see life through his eyes. Discover funny quotes about life, made by and for you! Check out this quote below, straight from Lil Aiden.

Life is like telling your parents you want to eat five guys and then they take you to a fast food chain... not everyone will understand your perspective.

Lil Aiden

motivational lyrics to songs

Lyrics that inspire, and others that kinda do

Whether it's lyrics about a reunion with your lost father or just simply booty  cheeks, TooWize got you. Explore lyrics that hit different, or even make up and share some of your own.

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

Lil Wayne

And many more categories, coming to stores in 2024!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Please reach us at hello@toowize.com for any inquiries.

Get a load of this guy. At TooWize, you're the creator. You can create quotes that were actually said by someone or come up with something new of your own. Whether it is funny quotes about life, lyrics that hit too hard, or  quotes that make you think, at TooWize you let your creative juices flow!

Yes, you will probably have to (just kidding). Jokes aside, TooWize will be your FREE app for quotes, all modern, all wize. We're not about that boring stuff.

Didn't you see the guy in the first pic? Of course! At TooWize you can gain a following of people who really appreciate your way of thinking. These people, your people, see life through your eyes.

Didn't you read the signs bro? TooWize is coming to the Apple App Store and the Google Play Store in early 2024! Sign up above to get early access.

Keep your job bro.

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